Is buying my daughter outfits with Cats on them morally wrong? Am I dooming her to a life time of wild frizzy hair, loneliness, furniture with layers of cat hair, the constant smell of Kitty litter, the need to take in every stray cat, cat sweaters, cat posters, so many pillows on your bed that you can't even see the bed, A collection of cat jewelry and cat socks, never having a pair of clothing that isn't covered in hair, a cat cemetery in the back yard, neighbor kids leaving flaming bags of pooh on her front porch? Will my daughter become the social stigma known only as The Crazy Cat Lady? I guess time will only tell...
I should probably resist the urge to buy cat clothes for a little while.
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